FUCK
    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word [Fuck]. It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language [Fuck] falls into many gramatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive verb (Mary really doesnt give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of [Fuck]. Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS------ [How the fuck are you?]
FRAUD-----------[I got fucked by the car dealer.]
DISMAY----------[Oh, fuck it!]
TROUBLE---------[Well, I guess I am fucked now.]
AGGRESSION------[Fuck you.] DISGUST---------[Fuck me.]
CONFUSION-------[What the fuck ____?]
DIFFICULTY------[I dont understand this fucking business.]
DESPAIR---------[Fucked again.]
INCOMPETENCE----[He fucked up everything.]
DISPLEASURE-----[What the fuck is going on here?]
LOST------------[Where the fuck are we?]
DISBELIEF-------[Unfuckingbelievable!]
RETALIATION-----[Up your fucking ass!]

    It can be used in an anatomical description --- [He is a fucking asshole.] It can be used to tell time --- [It is five fucking thirty.] It can be used in business --- [How did I wind up with this fucking job?] It can be maternal --- as in [Motherfucker] It can be political --- [Fuck Clinton] And never forget General Custers last words: [Where did all them fucking indians come from?] Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: [What the fuck was that?] And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said, [Where is all this fucking water coming from?] The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say [Fuck]? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige. Today --- say to someone --- [FUCK YOU.]